Starring in an upcoming ad campaign for Disney theme parks? You and me! Well, maybe you, but probably not me, since I can't be dragged kicking and screaming to Disneyland even though I live less than 30 miles away. Happiest place on Earth? Not on Christmas Day! I still break out in a cold sweat thinking about that jam-packed peoplepalooza from a few years back. Never. Again. But back to the marketing. Under the tagline, "Let the memories begin," Disney will project images of your family, shot at the parks by Disney photographers or gathered via social media, onto the sides of iconic buildings like Cinderella's Castle and the It's a Small World ride. The campaign, kicking off in January, will also fan out to TV, print and online, says the Los Angeles Times. So, when torturing your friends with your vacation antics just isn't enough, there's this option. I predict a massive turnout because no one would want to see a larger-than-life snap of you than, well, you.