Oh, the things you find in the Valentine's Day section of your local Rite Aid while bored and waiting for that prescription to refill. I have a few burning questions:
1. When did Rite-Aid break into the "naughty" novelties business?
2. The packaging says "For Ages 3 and Up." At which preschool, exactly, is bondage and discipline all the rage?
3. Also, WWJBD? We highly doubt Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas are "Burnin' Up" to snap these bracelets on and accessorize with their precious purity rings. However, you can buy their Camp Rock "Be My Valentine" cards right down the aisle.
—Posted by Becky Ebenkamp