They weren't kidding. The guy in this Boost Mobile commercial from iNSPIRE! certainly has a long face. The distressed gentleman is seen staring into his coffee at a diner, and boy is his face long! (A mother and daughter sitting nearby are so aghast that the child lets go of her balloon and it floats up.) When a waitress asks the guy if it's because of the coffee, he replies: "Oh, no. I'm always like this because of my wireless service's terrible signal. I have tons of dropped calls." The waitress, it turns out, used to have a long face, too—until she switched to Boost Mobile. iNSPIRE! says more iterations of the campaign are on the way, including one that portrays a mad face. Wonder what that one will look like.
—Posted by Elaine Wong