This slick TV spot by Mother London for Ikea's kitchen furniture has a really cool, almost theatrical set that frames one of the worst songs I've ever heard—Jona Lewie's droning, minimalist "You'll Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties." It's a real song, too, as this extended video demonstrates, and it doesn't get any better with added time. Is this the best they could do? I mean, the guy from Owl City plays similar stuff, and at least he doesn't sing like he's whacked out on quaaludes. But I digress. At muted volume, the ad is a treat, with an Escher-esque layout and innovative inclusion of the drawers as stairs between levels, which also shows off their storage space. Whether actual Ikea furniture could survive being stepped on by drunken revelers is up for debate, but it's a cool visual. The work upgrades the company's image from "college kid dorm room" to "monied hipster party chic," but it's going to take a lot to repel the anti-Ikea forces. Just this year, an Icelandic couple got sued for installing an Ikea kitchen in their upscale Manhattan apartment.