For those of you who dream of landing a snazzy summer job, two regular guys—Adam Ward and Jason Zone Fisher—suddenly have it made. Procter & Gamble is putting them to work as part of the consumer products giant's Ultimate Summer Job Contest. The effort, which supports P&G's recent Gillette Fusion ProGlide launch, will send the guys on a summer road trip and have them document their experiences on a blog: proglidesummerjob.com. (Ward and Fisher were selected from many contestants following a Gillette rap performance on stage in New York's Hudson Hotel.) The summer trip includes stops at the ESPY Awards, Lollapalooza, the Vegas Strip and—get this—"a private tour of the FBI headquarters," a PR rep writes. Hmph. We are jealous, but will be keeping up with them on Twitter at @ProGlideUSJ.