Some public bathrooms are lit up like Vegas. So, sure, sunglasses might be helpful to protect against the fluorescent glare. Is that why Madonna is sporting shades in an apparently co-ed bog in an upcoming ad campaign? Maybe. But she's also promoting a line of specs she designed for Dolce & Gabbana under the name MDG. In fishnets and a tiny black leotard, Madge is still drawing from her early-'90s Erotica period, right down to the crucifix (not so much a statement anymore). Most of her fashion spots have started to blend together, and this one's no different from any other Madonna-with-hot-young-partially-clothed hunk. (That's the must-have accessory, aside from the shades and shoes and such.) Still, it has a certain stylized appeal in the hands of photographer Steven Klein. Whether it will move sunglasses is an open question.
—Posted by T.L. Stanley