You can set up a wedding registry at the 99 Cents Only store. So, why not complete the white-trash/recession-minded circle with a wedding at McDonald's? Too bad such a thing is not in the U.S. just yet, but the fast-food restaurant will start offering wedding packages in its Hong Kong locations early next year. Ronald McDonald might even show up! (Just don't ask him to officiate. He hasn't done the Internet preacher course yet.) Reps said they started the wedding program in response to "about 10 calls a month" from people who wanted to celebrate their nuptials under the Golden Arches. Not one to let a business opportunity pass, McDonald's is setting up packages that include "cakes" made of burgers or apple pies, and French fries to be used, Lady and the Tramp style, for the happy couple's kiss. McMazel tov!