Febreze gives filthy slackers reason to not actually clean rooms

Posted on Tue Jun 16 2009

Febreze, which freshens everything from smelly carpets to deodorant-stained undershirts, is now the quicker cleaner upper for when friends come over. That, at least, is the premise of this new spot now airing by Grey, New York. The 30-second ad shows a frustrated mother asking her son to clean his room. Not only is it messy, but it "stinks," Mommy says, wrinkling up her nose. "You've got to wash this whole room," she insists. "Are you kidding?" the mess maker, Karl, says in disbelief. Moments after Mom starts spraying the room, two lady friends come over and commend Karl for his impeccable cleanliness. "You know, I like to keep things fresh in here," he says. "For all the things you can't wash, wash it with Febreze," the voiceover concludes.

—Posted by Elaine Wong

Neutra Air from Lysol allows you to be just a filthy human being

Posted on Wed Mar 4 2009

As shown in this commercial from Euro RSCG, Lysol's Neutra Air has an automatic timer that causes the product to spray every 9, 18 or 36 minutes, whichever you choose, depending on how badly your place reeks. So, instead of worrying about your index finger getting tired while using the competing Oust product, or your arms aching after actually doing the laundry, taking out the trash or washing the dog, you can just cover it up with Neutra Air. How genius. So, don't worry if your home currently smells like you've neglected your chores or let the few remaining vestiges of respect for yourself as a human being dissipate. Get Neutra Air, and your home can smell like dirty socks and a tropical breeze all at once.

—Posted by Yana Polikarpov



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