Pizza Hut assisting robotic alien invaders with 'Terminator' tie-in
Posted on Mon Apr 6 2009
I know this sounds paranoid, but I think Pizza Hut is in league with killer robots from the future, and I have proof. OK, so I got this press release today, and it says the pizza chain is going to send a lucky fan and a guest to the world premier of Terminator Salvation. Beginning today, people can go to PizzaHut.com and enter to win. This is obviously a ploy to collect names for termination by the T-600. What's more, the first prize-winner will get a life-sized "replica" of the Terminator sent to their homes. But here is where it gets really creepy. On May 21, anyone named Sarah Connor or John Connor can get a free pizza if they go to their local Pizza Hut. "Just bring your government-issued I.D. to claim your free pizza," reads the release, which sounds like it was written by a robot. Listen, this is exactly what the machines want so they can find the real John and Sarah Connor. Free pizza just isn't worth it, Sarah and John. Stay away. You've been warned.
—Posted by Kenneth Hein
