Let's face it, a lot of men have a case of the crabs. No, not those crabs...rather that irritable, annoyed, 'I got to eat something' condition. Carl’s Jr. says it now has the cure. It is encouraging men to get their dose of Green Burrito Crisp Burritos at their local Carl's Jr. No appointment or prescription is necessary. The new green burritos come in three or five pieces depending on the severity of the problem. The CKE Restaurants-owned chain, known for its randy marketing, has also added another type of green to its menu, namely its first eco-friendly flagship restaurant. Still, we don't have to worry about them becoming too politically correct. After all, they were the creators of the awesomely inappropriate Hardee’s "Slotcar" video.
—Posted by Yana Polikarpov
