Absolut satisfies widespread demand for mango-flavored vodka

Following a massive outcry from the entire country, Absolut has finally launched Absolut Mango. Letters had been pouring in demanding yet another flavored vodka, because Citron, Mandrin, Pears, Peppar, Kurant, Raspberri, Ruby Red, Vanilia and Apeach just weren't enough. There needed to be 10 different types of flavored Absolut. Nine just wasn't filling the void. The one problem: The legion of Absolut consumers, who are accustomed to the brand's wacky spellings (like Apeach and Peppar), will likely be thrown by the word Mango. What, no Mmmango or Mangoo? (Actually, I can see the logic in not picking that last one.)

—Posted by Kenneth Hein